animalstalkinginallcaps: CAN WE JUST DROP THE WHOLE CHARADE WHERE WE GIVE EACH OTHER COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SHIT AND PRETEND WE SORT OF DISLIKE EACH OTHER AND JUST ADMIT THAT WE WOULD DIVE INTO EACH OTHER’S PANTS SO HARD AND SO FAST IT WOULD MAKE MATTHEW MITCHAM’S OLYMPIC GOLD LOOK LIKE A LITTLE KID FALLING OFF A WATER SLIDE? BECAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY HIT THAT. FRONT, BACK, SIDE TO SIDE. THE WORKS.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

CAN WE JUST DROP THE WHOLE CHARADE WHERE WE GIVE EACH OTHER COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SHIT AND PRETEND WE SORT OF DISLIKE EACH OTHER AND JUST ADMIT THAT WE WOULD DIVE INTO EACH OTHER’S PANTS SO HARD AND SO FAST IT WOULD MAKE MATTHEW MITCHAM’S OLYMPIC GOLD LOOK LIKE A LITTLE KID FALLING OFF A WATER SLIDE?

BECAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY HIT THAT.

FRONT, BACK, SIDE TO SIDE.

THE WORKS.

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