February 2011
53 posts
January 2011
79 posts
coolbreeeze:
blossomedtrees:
Miley Cyrus:...
Alliteration makes me smile.
I think my next tattoo should read “DORK” across my forehead.
Thoughts?
“I am soft for only you”
– “So Long” by Ingrid Michaelson
Tumblr's new error page
tlyudacris:
how tumblr expects me to react
How i really react
WatchThe Cast of Harry Potter learn “American”, otherwise known as “the freedom language”… laughed SO hard!
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Ignorance
Ignorant people infuriate me. I cannot tolerate them. I know that I have a short fuse for several things but really, I can handle those idiotic drivers who cut me off and drive recklessly. I can handle the people who ask dumb questions and waste my time, for the most part. I can handle having to listen to teenagers flap their gums about <insert inane topic here> because at the end of the day...
You know what is one of my all time favourite sayings?
“Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you’re just fucking yourself.”
Story. Of. My. Life.
Not the masturbation part, the fucking myself through procrast…
You know what? I’m just going to stop now.
WatchFavourite Glee moment, hands down. I dance to this song in my kitchen.
Why I Will Never Be An Adult →
This is a terrifyingly accurate description of my life.
Boyfriend doesn't have Ebola. Probably. →
Hysterical take on those stupid “how bad is your pain?” charts that everyone hates with a passion when they find themselves curled in a ball in an ER waiting room.
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Blue Eyes
I’ve always been jealous of them.
Yours, that is.
I have my own, of course.
I’ve been told that they change with my mood.
Sometimes green.
Sometimes a deep blue.
Never grey.
Does anyone in real life have grey eyes?
I would like to meet them.
But yours, yours are spectacular.
Rimmed with green, flecks of yellow.
The perfect shape. Just right.
Not too wide, no deer in the...
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Ginger
I remember the days when you would crawl into my bed, pull one of my pillows close and cry quietly.
I remember not knowing what to say, or what to do. So I held you close, let you listen to the sound of my steadily beating heart, and kept the hair out of your tear streaked face.
I remember watching your lips part, the saliva clinging to your teeth, as you told me you didn’t know how to...
“So glide away on soapy heels and promise not to promise anymore”
– The Chain by Ingrid Michaelson
Friend: Alan Rickman on the train!!! I had to tell you
Me: A look alike??
Friend: Yep!
Me: Did you offer to have his love child?
Friend: LOL, no. That's more your thing.
Me: You should have! Then you could have gone and found the REAL Alan Rickman and said, "Pay up, mister!"
Me: ....Goodness, I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Friend: Pretty much, yeah.
green or blue.: Emails from an asshole. →
greenorblue:
Dad: Your FIRST insurance payment of $50 is due tomorrow on January 15th. Please settle this debt immediately in order to avoid further legal action.
Yours truly,
-The Nicolae National Bank Corp.
Me: This is adorable.
On behalf of MTLN LLC: the terms for the payment were agreed upon only
You are one awesome Canadian,
I started following you because I love all your fanfics, so it’s not surprising that I enjoy everything you post on here too. When someone is awesome, I have the urge to tell them. So thank you for posting such excellent things.
Aw, shucks. You’re making me blush ;) Thank you, I’m glad you enjoy the stuff that I post! You’ve given me the warm and fuzzies!
The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010 we...
dezmoynezgurl:
itastelikeheaven:
Wanted: A New Best Friend For The Dog Who Survived...
thecranium:
A cruel person left this dog chained to the pedestrian walkway on the Williamsburg Bridge during the massive snow storm the other day. A nice person noticed her on his way to work and rescued her. Now he needs someone to give her a forever home! Read the whole story here.
C’mon my American followers! Find this pup a home!
New Zodiac Signs →
coolbreeeze:
readitsomewhere:
Well, on the up side, “What’s your sign?” just became a suitable and relevant way to pick up girls.
Yes. Exactly this *points up* So excited my sign is still Leo. I didn’t know how attached I was to it til there was the possibility it’d be gone.
Fuck this bullshit. I am not a Scorpio now.
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All the random things you never wanted to know...
Brie inspired this post.
Who am I?
I am a girl who totally listens to old bands like Toto, The Police and Phil Collins.
I cry when Bambi’s mom dies and whenever The Fox and The Hound is on because let’s be honest, that shit is sad.
I have a rabbit/doll named Laura that I’ve had since I was 8 or 9. She’s fucking ugly but I love her.
I’m pretty sure my life is...
coolbreeeze:
miakosamuio:
thatweasleygirl:
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