December 2010
47 posts
“Dogs read the world through their noses and write their history through their...”
– My Dog Tulip
Apple Store
Jeff works at Apple.
Sabrina is with me and I'm buying a macbook.
Jeff whips out what looks like an ipod. He scans the barcodes of what we're purchasing and then swipes the VISA card. My mum, using her finger, signs for the purchase on the touch screen ipod.
Sabrina: "You're doing all of that right here?!"
Jeff: with a smile and a shrug. "It's the Apple store."
“What I’d give to just inspire one single chapter in the book of your life.”
– (via taylorsanders)
coolbreeeze:
For Christmas, Twitter gave us the fail whale. *slow clap*
What if Santa and Mrs. Claus were gay? →
Incredible story of two gay men who start receiving hundreds of letter’s addressed to Santa from all over New York.
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What two things should never be said/used/put...
Said: “Intelligent” and “Palin”
Used: Hairspray and a lighter
Put: CD’s and Vinyls
Ask me anything
The Highway of Heroes →
cait22:
There is a stretch of highway called The Highway of Heroes. It’s the part of the 401 that starts at Trenton and ends in Toronto. It is called The Highway of Heroes because Canadian soldiers who have died overseas are flown into Trenton airbase and then driven to the coroner in Toronto.
Canada…
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Wouldn't It Be Nice?
To start over?
To leave everything behind, go somewhere new and just experience life all over again?
Of course, you can never leave those previous experiences behind and nor should you because they’ve made you who you are today, they’ve taught you life’s lessons and it’s punishments.
But if you could enter a new world where no one knew your name, or where you come from,...
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Holiday Etiquette
I’ve come to the conclusion that the holiday season somehow makes people even stupider than they are the rest of the bloody year. It’s like some affliction strikes them all down and everyone suddenly forgets how to exercise common sense. In light of this affliction, I’ve come up with a few handy, dandy, do it your fucking self holiday etiquette tips!
1. Parking: Contrary to...
When I am lonely for boys it’s their bodies I...
maced:
- Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye
With the exception of Handmaid’s Tale, I hate Margaret Atwood and I don’t care if she’s Canadian. This, however, is beautiful.
Girlfriend Wanted
must love decorating for holidays mischief kissing in cars and wind chimes
no specific height weight hair color or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist
cynics critics pessimists and “stick in the muds” need not reply
voluptuous figures a plus
any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins claire huxtable snow white or...
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Hey, I'm fucking thrilled to have you in my life
Today, Twitter is consumed by this number “game”. The idea is that you DM a person a number between 1-100 and then look for your number later. That person is supposed to put down your number and then write something nice about you. I find this funny because before I found out about this I was writing the following on my blackberry during the commute in to campus:
I’ve had the...
